NEWS
December 31st, 2008

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from The Feeder Band

Waterway Cafe on New Years Eve

We play for you on New Years Eve at the Waterway Cafe in Palm Beach Gardens, FL where we will be even crazier than usual considering we will be ringing in 2009 with you. Charley, our drummer may even put on extra bling bling for this auspicious occasion so you can't miss this! Drum roll anybody?

January 31st we return to The Hurricane Lounge

The Hurricane Lounge in Delray Beach is the scene of a January 31st Feeder Band show from 9:30-1:30. We will play on Atlantic Ave. at the club owned by our great friend Pasquale Go to the website for directions and info.

The new CD is here!

Live on Clematis Street is now available at all Feeder Band shows. Featuring us playing last Summer, it's a great snapshot of our live sound. You can pick one up at our shows now. Ooooooh. It's so exciting.

Feeder Band Videos on YouTube.com

Our first video is featuring Parker Nolan on guitar. He's 5. Seriously. This kid rocks. Click HERE to watch. Our second video is us doing a Journey song called Separate Ways. Click HERE to see this one.

Dante's Corner - Christmas Edition

GOD
Dante’
Is there a God? Darn straight there is! You see, I been working on this for a long time. Got sidetracked for a bit cause of His cosmic ability to generate the biggest smokescreen in the history of THIS universe. Creation vs. Evolution my butt! We’re soooooo easy!!! See, He could create a totally mature universe with all the history in the world. Fossil records, global warming for Gods sake. He’s good. Science keeps finding "answers" while the Bible is so well laid out that NOT ONE CONTRIDICTION has been proven in 87 years in spite of millions in cold hard cash to the one who points it out. (So smart man, who wants to be a multi-millionaire? This is true. Have to take into account dispensations.) I can understand no one trying for the first couple thousand years…No profit. And so the O’hares and the Einsteins duke it out while that all powerful dude goes about his daily God stuff. Now don’t misunderstand me. He is righteous and by any ones standards, extremely God like. Heck, I’d already be a charred pile of lighting struck man rubble if he thought for one second you were gonna listen to a word I’m saying. Yeah…But see, He is really, really smart. Real smart. O.K. Popes, preachers, scientists and stonies unite. Lend me your ears. Here’s the truth. TRUTH………
God is Omniscient. That means all knowing dummy. God is Omnipotent. All powerful. And he is omnipresent. Everywhere. Which means that at this exact instant he is watching everything! Including me writing this stuff and He is, TRUST ME…laughing his big omnipotent butt off. That’s what I love about him. He has an extraordinary sense of humor. See He didn’t just create a billion, billion, billion stars to give us a view. There are inhabited worlds everywhere. Tons of em! The only difference between us and them, is they all, WITHOUT exception caught on to the apple thing! They passed the test. When the serpent said "Aw come on dude…eat the apple!" they said "WE DON"T THINK SO!" And passed the darn test. Except on one or two worlds where maybe the chick did eat it and the dude said "not on your life babe how bout a roll instead?" Of course Mr. "Undisputed leader of the universe" said bad babes be gone and now there are a lot of jerkin off dudes on those worlds, crying to the heavens saying ..Dude! Really … Dude…aw man!!!" But I digress. See Mr. "I know whats up my little proto slime monks" Knew!!!!!!!!! KNEW we were gonna screw up. LONG BEFORE THE TEST. Comes with being all knowing. Yeah some of you big brained closet cosmic shrinks would like to think he messed up. Made a mistake. Didn’t see it coming. Imperfect. Yeah right bozo. He knew we were gonna mess up! And one fail against a billion, billion is as close to perfection as an all powerful God needs to be. But he KNEW. He knew, and so he placed our world so far on the edge of a galaxy and a universe that is expanding, AND accelerating in spite of Mr. "gee my hair looks terrific" Einstein’s theory of big bang, collapse is inevitable theory. Field Unification, dark matter…(keep trying boys.) that there is no chance, NONE!,.That we can ever get our, all messed up, couldn’t pass the test, loser, out walking the dog, butts out to where the winners are. We are a cosmic school of losers, The tested failures, The nearly hopelessly screwed, the inhabitants of God’s COSMIC INSANE ASYLUM!!! He is one BRILLIANT all powerful, all knowing, ever present, God Dude. Think I’m crazy to come right out and say this stuff? …Shut up for one minute and listen……………….He has a great laugh.

As always Our MYSPACE website is here:

You should look at it now cuz it's been changing and it's kinda cooler than its ever been thanks to the efforts of one Mr. Lugo.
myspace.com/feederbandmusic